first jan twozeroonesix

ahahah second blog post of the year! (after the right marker's post ahahah)

i dont feel ready for this year pls help

ok so i was thoroughly enjoying my third last day of the holidays (cries) by lying on the sofa with 82834 double chins and scrolling through tumblr and i just realised how many meme / pun blogs i follow so i'm going to take advantage of it i now present to you

hestia's puns!1!1 (to keep you happy throughout 2016 you can read one each month or sth ahahah)

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@ people who complain too much about period cramps: stop ovaryacting
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i once made a belt out of clocks. it was a waist of time
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five thousand hares have escaped from the zoo. the police are combing the area.
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germAn sausage jokes are literally the wurst
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i honestly love ruining my friends lives with these terrible puns i mean it's great to see them suffer through all my punishments
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santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate clauses
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it was a terrible summer for humpty dumpty, but he had a great fall
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help i dropped my laptop in the ocean now there's a dell rolling in the deep
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math jokes aren't funny. nothing about math is funny. math is a sin.
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what do you call a deer with no eyes? no idea
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why doesn't ed have a girlfriend bECAUSE SHE RAN AWAY im sorry i've said this too many times
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my new year's resolution is 1080p
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cannibal: someone who is fed up with people
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what sound does a french narcissist make when they kiss their reflection? moi moi moi
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if john cena was a spice, he'd be john cenamon
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peas like to listen to podcasts
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how do you get down from an elephant
you don't get down from an elephant
you get down from a duck
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aahhaa im sorry im probably ruining our blog / going to regret this at the end of the year

ALSO

last night (aka last day of 2015) i was thinking about how many things we have to do this year and i was like

now you know what i spend my time on

i think i have too much of this kind of crap in my head im sorry

much loves
pepe

TWENTY SIXTEEN

YES FIRST BLOG POST OF THE YEAR

ok so i was just looking thru our blog aND i realised i can easily recognise who posted what HAHA AND FOR THOSE FOR WROTE RLLY QT EOY MESSAGES I M CRYING WHY ARE YOUR MESSAGES SO SWEET (also @hestia's meme trash i appreciate ur music so much pls continue to play ur playlist ok)

(ok its a v awk transition bUT im awk in general sO) ayee hestia its been 2 years since we've been a squad and we went thru so much tgt and grown so much :') even though we arent like harmonious and all that shit all the time but im glad that we all take a step back for each other and compromise (i hope yall get what i mean english is difficult) and yAh thank you for being a squad i can always depend on and people that can always make my day
2016 will be vv busy for all of us esp because we will be taking over soon ahhhh but i believe that we will be able to get thru anything as a squad yes

OK THANK YOU HESTIA FOR EVERYTHING

-your right marker (unless someone suddenly grows taller yes im talking about u karina HAHAHA)

New Year soon

Okay so I'm juz being weird and am thinking back on stuff. Maybe not, more like my life. So ya this random song juz reminded me of somebody which nobody needs to know. Juz noe tt this random person was a super long ago friend which I'm not really talking to now :) (DON'T TAKE THE SONG THE WRONG WAY)

Okay I'm out of here!!! 3 MORE DAYS N STILL GOT HW :( BYEZ

https://youtu.be/Fqvpj2eioZc

AWESOMEST PERSON:)

today (twenty nine december two zero one five) (also the sixth last day of our holidays :'))

wOw gReaT tItLe!1! mUch cReaTiviTy!11!!

sorry idk what to name this

OKAY I WANTED TO WRITE SOMETHING HERE ABOUT 2K16 BUT I FORGOT OK I LOGGED IN AN I SAW ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)'S POST AND I READ IT NOW I'VE FORGOTTEN WHAT I WANTED TO SAW BUT I FEEL QUITE BAD IF I JUST DISAPPEAR BECAUSE I HAVEN'T WRITTEN A LOT ON THIS THING SO ANYWAY

archery was fun today!!1!1!

OK I'M VERY SORRY I JUST REMEMBERED WHAT I WANTED TO SAY NOW I'M UPDATING MY POST I'M SORRY LMAO OK SO

plz make the mood serious again i know im meme trash buT this is serious (??)

hahA NO IT'S NOT I GOT YOU HAHA SORRY

OKAY ANYWAY I KNOW I'M NOT CHIM LIKE ANGEL OR V GOOD AT WORDS LIKE ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) BUT I JUST WANTED TO SAY THANK YOU ALL FOR BEING A BIG PART OF MY YEAR AND FOR ALWAYS BEING THERE FOR ME AND FOR ENTERTAINING ME EVEN THOUGH IM QUITE ANNOYING AND FOR PUTTING UP WITH MY BS FOR ONE ENTIRE YEAR (31,449,600 SECONDS!1!!) I AM VERY VERY GRATEFUL FOR EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU AND I CAN'T IMAGINE HESTIA WITHOUT YALL OK I'M REALLY REALLY GLAD YALL ARE MY SQUAD MATES AND I KNOW 2016 WILL BE TOUGHER BUT AT LEAST I CAN COUNT OF YALL (ARE YOU TEARING UP YET HAHA I KNOW YOU'RE NOT SO I'M GOING TO CONTINUE) AND I'VE SPENT A LARGE AMOUNT OF TIME WITH YALL BUT I DON'T REGRET IT AT ALL BECAUSE YALL ARE THE NICEST PEOPLE I COULD EVER ASK FOR AND I REALLY REALLY HOPE WE CAN BECOME BETTER FRIENDS/CADETS IN THE NEXT YEAR OK TIME IS GOING TO PASS BY VERY QUICKLY AND I WANT TO LOOK BACK AND SAY 'I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW FAR WE'VE COME TOGETHER' OK IS THE CAPS BURNING YOUR EYES YET I'M SOrry okay anD basically a big THANK YOU to every single one of you for making 2015 such a great year :,)

ALSO SINCE THAT WAS JUST A WHOLE LOAD OF VOMIT I WILL NOW PROCEED TO BOMBARD YOU WITH ANOTHER PLAYLIST I HAVE NOTHING TO DO NOW SORRY

hestia acronym (wowz even more creativity lolzor!1!1!!)
H ometown // top blurryface
E ase // troye wild
S tacey's mom // fountains of wayne welcome interstate managers
T rees // top vessel
I don't care // fob folie a deux
A lpha dog // fob believers never die sRY IM REPEATING PEOPLE AHAHA
2 chord // sws madness
k eep the change you filthy animal // atl nothing personal
1 975 // girls (idk what to write for this?? sry ahAHAHA)
5 // be like you (IDK WHAT to write for this lmao)

ok i think this is quite redundant but i like to share what i like here because i dont really like to share my music ahaAHAHAH how do i put this ok you are v impt to me and i want you to have what i think is good AHAHA I  SOUND LIKE SOME ASSHOLE but rly ahahah iF YOU DONT LIKE IT IT'S OK BUT IF YOU DO THEN IM HAPPY THAT YOU DO AHAHA I AM PROBABLY GOING TO REGRET THIS IN TWO MINUTES SO IM GOING TO PUBLISH THIS NOW AHAHAHAH 

ALSO

THANK YOU AGAIN AHAHAHAH

much loves
the mom with the tiny kid who kEPt annoying me and talking bAck and not listening i am still v mad i s2g i will confiscate his video games when i see him again

2k15 is coming to an end PART ONE HAHA

HELLO FRANS HUMANS SQUADMATES idk so yas as you can see from the title sg50 is going to end HAHHA im sorry otl nvm i just wanted to thank everyone ya sO
SIDE NOTE the word "nice" will appear many times u have been warned

VAL- Thanks for always being so NICE and putting other peoples interests before your own yaSSS your presence may not feel large to you bc you dont talk v much BUT your efforts are vvv much appreciated yas thanks for talking to everyone AND BEING OUR SQUAD LABELLER YAS ((your handwriting is boss)) AND ALSO GR9 JOB YOU HAVE SURVIVED TWO YEARS as the only np in your class HUEHUEHEU

ANGEL- HELLO NIANG NIANG THANKS FOR LIGHTENING THE MOOD WITH YOUR SARCASM HAHHA and also ur opinions are vERY CHIM pls maintain HAHA jk its good yaz VERYVERYVERY LOGICAL THINKINGS YAS thankyou for all your contributions and YOU MANAGE YOUR TIME RLY WELL LIKE WHAT EVEN also u need to stop ditching people at eunos HAHAH JK IM GG TO MOVE TO PL OK

ISHAAA- AYYYYYYY hi isha ouo THANKS FOR ALWAYS UPDATING THE SQUAD BLOG AND CHANGING THE FONT AND BACKGROUND AND STUFF AHAHA also i rly like that you take the initiative to ask us about stuff since you dh wa and also put in effort to come for squad recess to bond w everyone!!  ALSO i think you rly improved alotalot since sec1 yas v proud of youuu AND ALSO THE AMOUNT OF BOOKS YOU READ YAS

lmao i just realised how long this is gg to be PLS FORGIVE ME

KAR WAI- THANKYOUUU for always being so calm and providing us with many realistic ideas HAHHA bc we can be delusional sometimes eue bUT do allow yourself to bond w us yas you dont need to feel extra or stuff bc that is what makes you unique yaz we are all different but that is what makes our squad hue ALSO WHY ARE YOU SO REGULARLY EQUIPPED WITH BEING COOL PLS TEACH ME HAHA

VICTORIA ((from fx))- #1 kpopper of our squad yas HAHHA THANKS FOR BEING SUCH A PEACE MAKER YAZ AND TEAM PLAYER AND HELPING PEOPLE EVWN IF IT ISNT CONVENIENT FOR YOURSELF HOHO getting your shiny badge soon arh HAHA THANKS FOR ALWAYS BEING RIGHT MARKER HUE AND FOR BEING SO ENTHU BC I APPRECIATE IT AHAH dont stop being yourself ok!! AND CONTINUE TO LIKE KPOP HAHAH RMB HOW WE WERE SO SAD WHEN WE MISSED MAMA

FARZIE- another one getting the shiny badge ah HAHHAA THANKYOU FOR ALWAYS PUTTING IN EFFORT TO BE SO PUNCTUAL/EARLY EVEN THOUGH YOU DONT LIVE V NEAR SCH and also for taking so much initiative huehue your commanding is v boss yas AND ALSO SECOND RANK RIGHT MARKER HAHA ALSO COME TO THE DARK SIDE AHAHA LETS BOND TOGETHER MORE FOR NEXT YEAR OK

JANNAH- i feel like i should do smth first ah HAHAHA yAH BASICALLY THANKS FOR YOUR SCOLDINGS AH AS FAR AS I DW TO ADMIT WE ALL KNOW THE INTENTIONS ARE THERE LAHH HAHAHA i understand that we have some stuff to settle DO I SOUND LIKE A GANGSTER IM SORRY HAHAH but i guess ill save it for pm hue

ALSO PLS LOOK FORWARD TO PART 2 BC THIS POST IS V LONG I CANNOT 

might be untrue but hope this helps us know each other

Jannah                      Capricorn

Rachel                       Capricorn

Farzanah                  Aquarius

Hestia                    Aquarius

Angelina                  Pisces

Valerie                     Pisces

Pei Xuan                 Aries

Xin Yi                      Gemini

Karina                     Cancer

Kimberly                 Leo

Kar Wai                   Leo

Victoria                   Leo

Isha                         Virgo

Sheem Yi                Sagittarius

Khin                        Sagittarius

Poorva                    Sagittarius

if you need standing up for, you go to aries

if you need the sound of laughter, you go to gemini

if you need caring for,you go to cancer 

if you need spoiling, you go to leo 

if you need assistance, you go to virgo 

if you need to run away, you go to saggitaurus 

if you need stability, you go to capricorn 

if you need  mental revolution, you go to aquarius

if you need understanding, you go to pisces

- gonna be anoynymous bc why not 

hey guys :)

yupp yupp yesterday dinner was really very fun bc so funny and all :D

one word to sum up yesterday : EMBARRASSING

ahahaha alot of embarrassing things happened yesterday to me oman do you know how many OMGS i said i think i have never used it so frequently before

knew more about hestia bc we had to answer questions so we discussed our opinions :)

we shld meet more also ok we only had like 2 squad outings what is this and the first one less than half the squad turned up

vv excited for next training bc yayy haha

merry christmas bc some people in hestia celebrate it :D

i think this is my most normal blog post AND DONT EVEN THINK OF SCROLLING DOWN

WE ONLY HAVE LIKE 7 DAYS LEFT TO BOND THATS LIKE ONE WEEK AND THEN WHEN SCH REOPEN WE ARE GG TO BE SEC 3

CRIES

-the kid whose identity got exposed



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