Saturday, 24 September 2016

jiayous pengyous

hestiA!!
less than two weeks left till the end of eoys omy time flies ok jiayou ok don't stay up too late rmb sleep is important in helping you tHINK well during the exams ok also right we will all be together in the hall lmao yez vgood

ten puns to get you through the next ten days!!
1. little jimmy told his teacher he never saw a humming bird but he had watched a spelling bee.
2. i can never understand my trigonometry teacher because he always talks in sine language.
3. decimals have a point.
4. time flies like an arrow. fruit flies like a banana.
5. i used to be a tap dancer until i fell in the sink.
6. the short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large!
7. he drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the mercedes bends.
8. marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat.
9. it was an emotional wedding. even the cake was in tiers.
10. seven days without a pun makes one weak.

das all ahhaha luv yall press on ok! 💪

maNy hugs
are u from bartley??

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