Friday, 1 January 2016

first jan twozeroonesix

ahahah second blog post of the year! (after the right marker's post ahahah)

i dont feel ready for this year pls help

ok so i was thoroughly enjoying my third last day of the holidays (cries) by lying on the sofa with 82834 double chins and scrolling through tumblr and i just realised how many meme / pun blogs i follow so i'm going to take advantage of it i now present to you

hestia's puns!1!1 (to keep you happy throughout 2016 you can read one each month or sth ahahah)

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@ people who complain too much about period cramps: stop ovaryacting
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i once made a belt out of clocks. it was a waist of time
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five thousand hares have escaped from the zoo. the police are combing the area.
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germAn sausage jokes are literally the wurst
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i honestly love ruining my friends lives with these terrible puns i mean it's great to see them suffer through all my punishments
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santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate clauses
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it was a terrible summer for humpty dumpty, but he had a great fall
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help i dropped my laptop in the ocean now there's a dell rolling in the deep
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math jokes aren't funny. nothing about math is funny. math is a sin.
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what do you call a deer with no eyes? no idea
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why doesn't ed have a girlfriend bECAUSE SHE RAN AWAY im sorry i've said this too many times
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my new year's resolution is 1080p
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cannibal: someone who is fed up with people
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what sound does a french narcissist make when they kiss their reflection? moi moi moi
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if john cena was a spice, he'd be john cenamon
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peas like to listen to podcasts
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how do you get down from an elephant
you don't get down from an elephant
you get down from a duck
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aahhaa im sorry im probably ruining our blog / going to regret this at the end of the year

ALSO

last night (aka last day of 2015) i was thinking about how many things we have to do this year and i was like



now you know what i spend my time on

i think i have too much of this kind of crap in my head im sorry

much loves
pepe

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